Soch badalo, mulk badalega!!!

Veena Malik : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon!

Sabzi wala: Ye lo Madam, Gajar!!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...

Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho...

Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho...

Ye bhi na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena...

Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena...

Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6:  Murabba bana sakte ho...

Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena!!

Bhai !!!

Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...

Post dekh kis nek aadmi ne bheji hai!!!😜

👉 PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagal se:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Shalwar bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !

Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..

Aur dhyaan rahe. Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!

Aaj phir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜l😜😜

Soch badalo, mulk badalega!!!

👉 Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

Ke,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Ganday msg or meray number se ?

Impossible... 😜😁
😃....😊

2 babies blanket me lete hue thay.

1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby : mjhe ni pata
1st baby : acha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hon.
Thore der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tumhy kaise pata chala
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks"pink" hai or mere"blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
Bachhe masoom hote hain...😂😜😝